By Ashley Reiss
Features Editor
Pro: Easily persuaded by a cup of coffee and a vinyl record
Con: Don’t know if they’re making fun of you or saying something abstract
Pro: more relaxed and laid back “who really needs to be yelled at for using a pen instead of a pencil”
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Con: they have better style than you
Pro: funny and relevant with a hint of sarcasm
Con: their worship of irony is unholy
Pro: need a record player? It’s probably in their messenger bag
Con: own more flannels than a lumber jack
