By Maddy Buffardi
Student Life and Managing Editor
Q: What’re you doing for Valentines Day?
Nathan: I’ll be working at K-mart.
Tori: I’ll be at home alone, watching movies.
Q: What is the best thing about your other half? What is the worst thing?
Nathan: Nathan had a lot of difficulty deciding what was the best thing about Tori, but saved himself by saying he couldn’t pick just one thing. He said the worst thing was she’s crazy.
Tori: The best thing is he makes me chicken nuggets, the worst thing is his feet smell awful.
Q: What was your best date?
Nathan: We went to the movies once… but it was sold out, so we went home.
Tori: We don’t go out.
Q: Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Nathan: Me, I wear pants every day.
Tori: It’s definitely me.
Q: Describe your relationship in one word.
Nathan: *sighed*
Tori: dysfunctional.
Q: What is love?
Nathan: *shrugged*
Tori: Baby, don’t hurt me.
