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The Playwickian

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The Playwickian

The Student News Site of Neshaminy High School

The Playwickian

2015-2016 Love Lines

Natalie, the dress looks better on you anyway. -Craig

Roxanne, you are the Gilly to my Jebidiah.

Mikki, you’ll always be the baby jellyfish to my momma jellyfish. -Anonymous

Happy Valentine’s Day to the love of my life! You’re perfect <3 -Sybil

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Gauri: Study! That’s how you go to Harvard.

Kerri Greco is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen and the sweetest person on the planet. -Anonymous 😉

Shoutout to Roadies 2015-16, you guys are the bomb. -Your fellow roadie

Chad Wiatrowski, will you marry me? Love, every girl out there

But seriously, I love you Because this must be the place happily ever Once Upon a chimney top. -Clorinda

J, will you go to prom with me? -You know who

Ashley you are really pretty and I love talking to you. -N.E.

DiCicco, you told me to write you a love line, so here.

@Gauri made me write this
Love u G

Dan Cho: Chill, out with the, commas, bro.

Jimmy- Be there or be square.

Jimmy- ur kool.

Pip, are you an electron model?
Because you’re pretty bohring.

Nora- You were Nora in English.

Matt Busch- You can’t dance. -Natalie

Did you hear Oxygen went on a date with Potassium? It went OK.

Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Because you’re BeAuTi-ful.

Grace, you rock. Keep doing you.

Jaslin, If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

Paloma, your eyes shine brighter than the stars. Your hair is darker than the night. I want to hold you tight.  I love you, my dearest. Love, Your secret admirer.

Payal, You’re the dark, mysterious girl in the back of the room.  But my love can brighten up your life.  I know I’m not your type, but I’ll do anything to earn your love. I … love you.

Fakiaha, There are 365 days in a year and each day you show me why I love you.  You’re not perfect, but neither is our love.  I love you, forever and always.

Martin O’Malley,
Ever heard of Rush? Imagine you on guitar, me on bass, and Rick Perry on drums. Think about it, we have time now. –Mike Huckabee

Mr. Houseman,
Thank you for your vague sarcasm –Everyone

Sorry for banging your head on a locker 4 times, Ashley

To the Goat Squad: You’ve goat a friend in me.

May the force be with ” (to physics squad)

To Cole:
You’re always my “natural selection.” 😉   -Charles Darwin

Dana McCabe,
May I have the honor of taking you to senior prom.  –Cole Tiemann

You’re always so cute.  You’re the light in my life.  –Zoey Joyce

Gauri,  have you hit your curious phase yet?

Zoey, thank you for going to mundane school events with me. Love, Grace

My boyfriend doesn’t go to our school but I feel obligated to by lovelines for him.

Thanks Mrs. P for being our mother Hen in absence of our real mom.

Anton, Prom?

Cora- Thank you for being my constant for the entirety of high school.  I love you so, bub. –Yours, Forrest

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You might be a hot mess.  But I still like you.

Shout out to my boy Tim Cho.  I never could’ve opened my underground hair braiding business without you bro. – Tim Cho’s business partner

Are you DNA helicase? ‘Cause I’d let you unzip my genes


Roses are Red
Violets are blue
You might be a hot mess
But I still like you

Roses are red, violets are cheaper. If I leave silent voicemails, please don’t call me a creeper. I’m watching you.

A$AP MOB $$$
Love Corn

Justin Treadeau,
You’re Cool

Playwickian is bae, Tim Cho is the Santa Clause of Dictators.

I love you Bernie Sanders, You socialist Nosferatu, you!
Now give me free stuff. NOW.
– Millennial

Thank you Mrs. Pendergast. We love you. Thanks for being a great substitute.

Sorry for forgetting your son’s chicken sandwich.

Dear Sammi,
Roses are Red, Violets are blue.
I can dance a lot better than you.
-Matt
p.s. Online shopping, isn’t for you.

THIS HOLIDAY IS FAKE AND HETERONORMATIVE! DOWN WITH VALENTINE’S DAY.

Andy and Shannon, thanks for joining our club and homeroom.

Spencer Potts, You’re so hot with your mind so vast, so full of thought.

To Grace: Yttrium Oxygen Uranium Aragon Boron Oxygen Oxygen

Dear School Board,
Chill
Love,
Everyone.

Valentine’s day is a stupid excuse to love someone.

Whenever I see you I lose my lid.
The butterflies leave faster than my dad did.
Please go to prom with me,
Dr. Professor McGee.
Love, Anonymoose

Dear DiCicco, Thanks for writing me. Love, your book (on sale now at amazon.com)

August, you melt my heart like Icarus’s wings. As in you send me plummeting into the abyss.

Mr. Cochran, you’re so punny. I think you’d say anything to stand by me with your neverending story and make an 80s movie reference.

Dear teenagers, I’m so tired of looking at your faces. From, every phone ever

Dr. Park, Hello. It’s me. I’ve been wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet
 in the library
 before school.

Dear Cuz, I knew you’d make it; now do something great with what you’ve been given.

Dear Summer PASS graduates: you guys are amazing – like Ryan at ping pong or the staff at basketball.

Dear Myth Class: Miasma follows me everywhere! Maybe you should bring your inhaler… Oh, snap. Myth puns.

Kiara, my life has been better in every way since we met.  I’m so thankful for you. -Patrick

To the Playwickian: Y’all are nerdz.

Mrs. K, Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite. Mr. K.

Mrs. K, If I know what love is, it is because of you, Mr. K

Mrs. K, Loving you is both my biggest weakness and greatest strength. Mr. K

Mrs. K, You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had. Mr. K.

Mrs. K, You may hold my hand for a while, but you hold my heart forever. Mr. K

G202/204 – I am forever changed, from our moment in time! Thank you for the education and the laughs

~Ms. P.

4th period – “I wear a mask.  And that mask, it’s not to hide who I am, but to create what I am”.  (Who said this??? 10 points E.C.)
~Ms. P.

7th period – You are my favorite Resource class!
~Ms. P.

8th period – You are my favorite Math class!

1st period- I am so glad that most of you make it here on time and we can start our day off together. XO Mrs. Bauerle

3rd period-You Rock:) XOXO Mrs. Bauerle

5th period- You are all sweet, smart & sassy:) Mrs. Bauerle

6th period-You keep life interesting:) XOXO Mrs. Bauerle

8th period-I think you are all more interesting than your cellphones:) XOXO Mrs. Bauerle

I hope my FCS majors have a loving Valentine’s Day! Mrs. M

Happy Valentine’s Day to my nutrition students! Mrs. M

Roses are red, violets are blue, my friends are super nerds, and I love all of you! -Athena

Hey class of 2016, do you want a hippopotamus for Christmas?

3rd period: Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. – Shakespeare

5th period: If music be the food of love, play on. – Shakespeare

6th period: There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so. – Shakespeare

8th period: Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
– Shakespeare

Disclaimer: Love Lines are an opportunity for the Neshaminy community to express how the feel to someone or multiple someone’s on Valentine’s Day. As editors, we can edit and even remove any message that is indecent, offensive, insulting, etc. If this occurs, your money will not be refunded.

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